De ti beste Clarkson-sitatene
Vi har samlet det beste fra den frittalende «Top Gear»- programlederen.
Jeremy Clarkson sier mye som er både rart, upassende og ufattelig morsomt på samme tid.
Vi har samlet sammen noen godbiter fra hans årelange «Top Gear»-karriere:
- Im sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
- Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what? BEING STABBED?
- This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that thats much to shout about. Thats like saying Ooh good Ive got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
- I dont understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
- Sure its quiet, for a diesel. But thats like being well-behaved... for a murderer.
- Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.
- Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear, I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. One day, it would pull your head off.
- What Overfinch did with the old Range Rover was replace the 4.6 Litre Engine with a 5.7 Litre V8 from a Corvette. And thats fine in a car which weighs nearly 2 tonnes...If your name is BP Esso McShell.
- Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.
- Om Corvette Z06: In many ways then this car is like herpes. Great fun catching it but not so much fun live with every day.
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